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Kittypod.

Posted in Products on September 2nd, 2008 by PM





Cat furniture is typically “catty”, you know the carpeted kind with ramps and boxes. Reminds you of the ape house furniture at the zoo. It does little for that home decor statement if you are into that sort of thing. Here is a pleasant, and good looking solution for the visually inspired.

Kittypods are made of industrial-grade corrugated cardboard, laminated in contours of high-end modern decor. Their earthy hues, texture, and curvy, curious shapes make them equally at home amid rustic or contemporary surroundings.

They are pricey at $250 to $350, but are built to last. And cats love them according to their designer, Elizabeth Paige Smith, a life-long cat lover. Cats love the texture of the cardboard because it’s great for scratching, and they love the shapes, which are great for stretching and hiding both in
and under.

via kittypod.com

Caw to art! #30

Posted in Artworks, Caw to art!, Gallery on August 20th, 2008 by PM

Caw to art! is an effort to showcase animals and pets in an ARTFUL manner. A photograph, fine art, a scribble, sculpture. A poem, a monologue, a short story, motion.

Submissions: Beginning Wednesday 8/20/08 thru Friday and maybe
a bit longer…

art painting weekly submits black horse
blog.7art.org submits ruidera
diane clancy submits bucky in flowers
sheona hamilton grant submits footloose


black horse

ruidera

bucky in flowers

footloose

Still steeping…
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…in the meantime. Questions? Comments? Editor’s note: please look at Comment 1 below for more C2a! details as well as look at the previous editions of Caw to art!

and while you are curating your submissions don’t forget Friday Ark roster for this weekend. And Carnival of the Cats which goes up every Sunday.

Caw to art! #29.

Posted in Artworks, Caw to art!, Gallery on August 13th, 2008 by PM

Caw to art! is an effort to showcase animals and pets in an ARTFUL manner. A photograph, fine art, a scribble, sculpture. A poem, a monologue, a short story, motion.

Submissions: Beginning Wednesday 8/13/08 thru Friday and maybe
a bit longer…

eric drooker submits dog’s eye view
cosmic death ray submits caged
diane clancy submits violet in flowers
pet monologues finds shelter
useful zero submits cool red frog
cous cous kid submits bed time story
efimera submits amazing rare things


dog’s eye view

caged

violet in flowers

shelter

cool red frog

bed time story

amazing rare things

Still steeping…
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…in the meantime. Questions? Comments? Editor’s note: please look at Comment 1 below for more C2a! details as well as look at the previous editions of Caw to art!

and while you are curating your submissions don’t forget Friday Ark roster for this weekend. And Carnival of the Cats which goes up every Sunday.

Nibbie’s parlor.

Posted in Artworks, Gross, Humor, Oddly enough, Stories on August 13th, 2008 by PM

NOTE: Adult language.

Monologue Description: “NIBBIE’S PARLOR” is an absurd theatre monologue.

Character Description: In this monologue, Plathamus talks to a long distanced cousin, whom he hasn’t seen in many years, all about his business parlor. He drinks heavily…

PLATHAMUS:

(what starts off as a slow bark, escalates into a louder, faster…more fierce bark)

ruff…ruff…ruff…Ruff…Ruff…RUFF…RUFF…RUFF…RUFF! RUFF! RUFF!! RUFF!! RUFF!! RUFF!!! RUFF!!! RUFF!!!

(than silence)

(nonchalantly) I took a giant dump one day and discovered a key in my doody. Upon retrieving this key I also discovered that it unlocked a door. It took me ten years to find this door. When I opened it, a bunch of featherless chickens jumped out but they barked like dogs…They were barking and barking and barking and barking and barking and barking and barking and barking and barking and barking and barking and barking and barking and barking and barking and barking and barking and barking and barking and barking and barking…..and bark-ing.

One was blue, the small one and the others hated him, except for Oscar. Oscar was the biggest one and he protected the little blue one but whenever Oscar wasn’t around, the other featherless chickens would fuck him up. Sad. Read the rest of this entry »

Christian the lion.

Posted in Death, Mammals, Movies, Oddly enough on August 11th, 2008 by hesso

A good story to start your week. These big cats really enjoy hugging,
don’t they?

Monday. Wordle. #1

Posted in Artworks, Issues/Opinions on August 11th, 2008 by PM

Interested in generating a Who UR ( Word Cloud ) that defines your space? Or a post? Try Wordle (great name!) a DIY word generator that makes it easy. You have options to control layout, color, fonts, and most importantly your content.

To build a Wordle you can provide your url or just words. PM tried the Pet Monologue url but Wordle generated a visual of our most recent posts. The end result was not what our site is about, just where our head/or the news was at last week. The above Wordle was generated via “select” stories over the course of a year.

Spread Who UR
If you send us a link to your own Wordle we will add your linky to this post to grow a master list.

**** START COPY****
Build a Wordle that defines U/your site. Be serious or not. Expose yourself, or not. A big picture message or where your passion lies most recently.

What message would you like to send out to the blogsphere?
1. Create your Wordle.
2. Post your Wordle on your blog along with these “start/end” rules
3. Tag a minimum of 3 bloggers - or your entire blogroll - to do the same. Notify them of the tag. Your Wordle will soar into the blogosphere.

PM says: ADD your site to the Wordle link list and place your blog’s name and url in a comment HERE to let us know you have completed your post. We will add your linky to the master list frequently. You can copy this master list at any time and add it to your post. Email webmaster [at] petmonolgoues.com if you have questions.”

***END COPY****

The Wordle tags start here:

Animals as friends
Diane Clancy
Laketrees
Modulator
Speedcat Hollydale
the cat/dog log

via wordle.net

44 pound cat adopted.

Posted in Law, Mammals, News, Oddly enough, Tips/Info on August 9th, 2008 by PM

BLACKWOOD, N.J. - A southern New Jersey family will get the 44-pound “Prince Chunk” next week, according to the Camden County Animal Shelter. The shelter won’t disclose the family’s identity to protect it from media attention.


About 500 people applied to adopt the 10-year-old cat who once was called “Powder.” He was found lumbering around Voorhees after his owner lost her home to foreclosure.

Catherine Harr, president of the shelter’s board, said the cat now belongs to a couple with a teenage child. She said they are building a castle to go over Prince Chunk’s litter box.

The adoption comes after a vet gave the cat a clean bill of health - other than his large weight.

EARLIER STORY
BLACKWOOD, N.J. (AP) — A 44-pound cat found lumbering around New Jersey was abandoned by a woman who said her home was foreclosed, an animal shelter official said Thursday.

The porky white cat found Saturday became a local media sensation and was dubbed “Princess Chunk”. But the animal is really a male whose name is Powder.

Jennifer Anderch, director of the Camden County Animal Shelter, said Thursday that the cat’s owner came forward to describe the animal’s background.

Anderch said she’s received hundreds of calls from people seeking to adopt Powder.

The cat appeared Thursday on “Live With Regis and Kelly.” A veterinarian on the show examined it and determine he was indeed a male.
FIND MORE STORIES IN: New Jersey | Australia | Kelly | Guinness World Records | Powder | Camden County Animal Shelter | Chunk | Deborah Wright

“She’s built like a quarterback,” said Deborah Wright, a shelter volunteer and current foster owner of the kitty, before Powder’s gender was determined.

The largest tabby on record weighed 46 pounds, 15 ounces. That cat, who lived in Australia, died in the 1980s. The Guinness World Records has since dropped the category, fearing cat owners might harm their animals in an attempt to break the record.

Wright plans to speak with a veterinarian to put Chunk on a diet. For now, Chunk’s diet consists of dry and wet cat food.

“I’m about to put a leash on her and walk her,” said Wright. “She could pass for a dog!”

via associated press (AP)

Saudi Arabia. Bans dogs and cats.

Posted in Issues/Opinions, Law, Mammals, News, Oddly enough on August 8th, 2008 by PM

Saudi Arabia. Bans dogs and cats.

RIYADH, Saudi Arabia — To keep the sexes apart in the state capital, a pet ban is in effect. As every single man knows: Walking a dog in the park equals sure babe magnet. Saudi Arabia’s Islamic religious police, in their zeal to keep the sexes apart, want to make sure the technique doesn’t catch on here. Read the rest of this entry »

Caw to art! #28.

Posted in Artworks, Caw to art!, Gallery on August 6th, 2008 by PM

Caw to art! is an effort to showcase animals and pets in an ARTFUL manner. A photograph, fine art, a scribble, sculpture. A poem, a monologue, a short story, motion.

Submissions: Beginning Wednesday 8/6/08 thru Friday and maybe
a bit longer…

blog full of jelly submits pony
diane clancy submits bambi in flowers
c77c blog submits sad animals
helen read submits yellow cat
snitterdog submits frampton chicken


pony

bambi in flowers

sad animals

yellow cat

frampton chicken

Still steeping…
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…in the meantime. Questions? Comments? Editor’s note: please look at Comment 1 below for more C2a! details as well as look at the previous editions of Caw to art!

and while you are curating your submissions don’t forget Friday Ark roster for this weekend. And Carnival of the Cats which goes up every Sunday.

Help To Stop The Live Skinning Of Animals In China!!!

Posted in Issues/Opinions, News, Oddly enough on August 2nd, 2008 by hesso

Help To Stop The Live Skinning Of Animals In China!!!

With the Olympics on the horizon in the very near future, China has come under scrutiny from various different angles. If it isn’t the smog and air pollution then it’s the human rights issues. However, I want to draw attention to something else. I want to draw attention to the barbaric treatment of animals. Read the rest of this entry »


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