Pet Monologues

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• If animals had an election.
  

  Who would be the next President of the animal kingdom…

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• Here Kobe, here.
  

  Kobe Bryant’s popularity extends even to the animal kingdom. From a database of more than 465,000 pet insured animals including dogs, cats, birds, and exotic domesticated animals, 359 are named “Kobe,” making it the 189th most popular name of 65,536 pet names across the nation. (more…)

• Dress up games.
  

  For Halloween one needs a creative tool to dress up Fluffy and Buddy. Here it is! Dressup games. My cute pet dressup.

• Pets vote.
  

  “Even our dogs and cats have learned that elections matter.” vice president Al Gore Click on a dog to buy a vote for Bark Obama or McCanine. (more…)

• Pets. Dead people. Asked to vote.
  

  CHICAGO — More than 1,000 phony registrations were submitted, Lake County official says. (more…)

• Great Lakes wolf killing stopped.
  

  Court Reverses Bush Decision to Strip Protection From Wolves in Minnesota, Wisconsin, and Michigan. (more…)

• Endangered species act under assault.
  

  Send Comments to Secretary Kempthorne. Interior Secretary Dirk Kempthorne announced devastating changes to the Endangered Species Act, signaling the end of protection for thousands of imperiled species. (more…)

• Porpoises belly up to low-fat diet.
  

  TOKYO — Dolphins at a Japanese marine park are going on a low-fat diet after developing potbellies and failing to look sharp in their aquatic performances. (more…)

• Man punches shark. Saves dog.
  

  SLAMORADA, Fla. — A dog is recovering after a Florida Keys carpenter dove in to save his pet from a shark. (more…)

• Elephant killed by bus.
  

  MEXICO — A five-ton elephant was killed by a bus after it escaped from a circus in Mexico, and wandered onto a busy highway. (more…)